We're here! We're coming up on Alderaan as I type this. I'll have these clowns dropped off and my credits in hand within the hour. Then I'll have Jabba paid off, and with luck, no Imperial entanglements.

My luck is finally coming around! I'm so happy!

Be back soon!
Blogger Leia said...

I'll be waiting, Han.

tons of kisses,

6/28/2005 02:03:00 AM  
Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Sorry old boy, but one of my minions may be putting a dent in your plans to get out of trouble. Ever heard of a skull face called Tarkin? He's got a real ego problem, but I have my apprentice working on him.

6/29/2005 11:07:00 PM  
Blogger Angel of Music said...

Dying of laughter - this is a great blog! I'll be back..... still laughing...

6/30/2005 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Thanks, Angel.

How YOU doin'?

6/30/2005 09:32:00 AM  
Blogger Angel of Music said...

Doin' fine... got time to make some music??? (Han's my fave you know - got a thing for those bad boys.... sigh)

6/30/2005 02:07:00 PM  
Blogger Shaak Ti said...

I invited everyone who has an e-mail adress in their profile to a star wars united site! It is where we can all share our thoughts! The site is Starwarsunited.blogspot.com (If you got an invite, ignore the following) If you dont have an e-mail adress, you can't join! Give me your e-mail adress if you want to join.


7/03/2005 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger flu said...

The rotating tags and comment descriptions are awesome.

7/12/2005 01:16:00 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Of course. Did you expect anything less from me?

7/12/2005 06:02:00 AM  
Blogger Padmé said...

*kneels before the king of html* Well, at least you've got something to fall back on if the smuggling doesn't work out ^_^

7/12/2005 06:06:00 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Yeah, but I can't go legit yet. I owe people too much money. ;_;

7/12/2005 06:18:00 AM  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Han, man,
You can forget about the cash you owe me, man. I'm not, like, a heavy breadhead, or anything.
Just realise that my partner might not be as lenient.
Have a dark chocolate/white chocolate swirled brownie with hot fudge icing.
I love ya', man. With your help, we can put Little Dookie Snacks out of business!

7/13/2005 05:15:00 AM  
Blogger Count Dooku said...

Dookie Snacks?
Dookie SNACKS?!


Sith Lords do not 'snack'.

7/13/2005 10:35:00 PM  

This May Not Be The Best Time

This may not be the best time to point it out, seeing as how we're on the run from the Imperial slugs, but I just caught my reflection off a panel, and it brought to mind an important question:

Can you believe how sexy I am?

I mean, DAMN!

It's almost beyond comprehension.

Sometimes I wish I were a woman, just so I could get with me, 'cause I'm so damn sexy.

Wait, that didn't quite sound right...
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

You scare me, Han.

..But that's alright.

6/28/2005 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, you are so, so right. You are dead sexy. I mean, you are one of the most gorgeous guys in the GFFA.

Except for Anakin, and Obi-Wan.

6/28/2005 07:25:00 AM  
Blogger Kit Fisto said...

I thought you should know Han, you look almost identical to an archeologist I knew years ago. His name was Kansas John or Ohio Joe or something.

No wait , it was Indiana Jones! And the 2 of you look identical to a government agent named Jack Ryanfrom planet CIA.
I think you better have a word with those cloners on Kamino next time you're near the system, I think they may have gotten ahold of your DNA at some time and are using it to create made-to-order scoundrels

6/28/2005 07:32:00 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

No, that didn't sound right. But you're so sexy just the same...

6/29/2005 06:22:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

He kind of looks like Decker, too. Though I would give Han the nod in the "rougish good looks" territory.

6/29/2005 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Damn, you guys are on to me.

OK, I admit it, I sold a few cloners some of my DNA. I was in a situation...I can't even begin to describe.

Anyway, so there are a few replicants running around that look like me. We only get one spin around this wheel, and I can't be everywhere and do everyone. This is the next best thing.

Remember to back up regularly. You don't want to have something happen.

6/29/2005 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Jon, if you hang out with Decker, look around closely.

You may be able to spot my ship.

6/29/2005 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously, egoism is normal.

6/30/2005 12:40:00 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

every man is the same. i remember obi saying,'damn i'm so hot!'*laugh*

7/07/2005 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Ruby-Flame said...

Han, I'm sure the clones share your opinion of yourself, at the very least. ;) By the way, this is my first post here, so hello!

7/11/2005 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Hey, Ruby-Flame.

Are you saying that the clones want to get with me, too? Thinking about how Boba acted that night we went drinking, I believe it.

7/11/2005 02:16:00 PM  
Blogger Helen Louise said...

Have you ever thought of getting a cloner to produce a female you? The possibilities are endless *grin*

7/27/2005 11:36:00 PM  

Watch That Seeker!

That blasted kid! I was minding my own business, and his stupid remote had a targeting malfunction and shot me in the junk!

I don't mind if he wants to practice with that stupid ancient weapon (like being good against remotes is even close to being good against people), but not if he's just going to wander off blindly because he has the blast shield down on his helmet! He left the seeker with nothing to target, and I wandered in at the wrong time.

This trip is getting worse and worse. How can my luck POSSIBLY be this bad?

And thanks for the image, old buddy. Don't think I don't realize that you must have been waiting in that room for me to walk in. Some partner you are. I can imagine your train of thought: "Hmm, warn Han that there's a rogue seeker running loose or lay in wait with an imager? Choices..." Laugh it up, furball; we'll see who laughs last.

We can't get to Alderaan soon enough.
Blogger Leia said...

*dies laughing*
That photo's priceless.

7/02/2005 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Bekkah said...

Somebody should tell that kid that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side!!!

7/03/2005 01:11:00 PM  

On Our Way

An old kook, a farmboy, an effeminate droid, and a rubbish bin.

What is so special about them that I had to run from 3 (count 'em, three) Imperial cruisers when we left Tatooine? I knew they were desperate (no one pays 17,000 credits for a passenger run unless they're desperate), but I really thought it was just some local trouble. I see I wasn't thinking big enough.

So, this trip will net me the credits to pay off Jabba, but if the Imps figure out that I was the one who helped these guys escape, I'll be in even more trouble. Out of the carbonite, into the sarlacc pit, as they say. I always wondered what that meant.

On the other hand, I can add "Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked" to my list of sexually suggestive lines I've heard. Hey, I gotta keep myself amused somehow; these interstellar runs are long.

This trip in particular seems extra long. The old man is a religious nut, and I can't stand religious zealots. I mean, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I highly suggest that any "force" believers read the Force Skeptics page.

And the kid! He needs a crash course in who really runs the Empire. I can't imagine growing up in such a sheltered environment as he did. No wonder he whines so much, he hasn't had to go through any real hardship yet.

I can't wait to get to Alderaan. The sooner I separate from these loonies, the sooner I can get back to my normal life.